musical chair narrative...

Italian Tony, French Pierre, and American Jack were sitting in the park pointing at the dog with three legs. “Oh my god!” Jack exclaimed as the dog started chasing after a squirrel. Tony, Pierre, and Jack were just amazed at the dog’s agility despite only having three legs. Jack wanted to know more about the dog, so he went in search of the owner. He searched everywhere in the park, but the dog’s master was no where to be found. Pierre decided to take the dog to his home as his own pet. He soon started to show all his neighbors and family members his new pet. Then he had to pick out a name for it. Kenny, was the final decision. Kenny soon developed a bad attitude because of his disability. He soon was unable to perform. The owner became disappointed with Kenny and was tempted to whip him with a stick. He tried once but missed because the leg was missing. Then Kenny pissed on the couch. Bad move, Kenny. Due to his episode of pissing on the couch, Kenny was neutered. “That’ll deal with that little shit’s pecker,” Kenny’s owner thought. Further down the road, Kenny lost another leg when his owner got mad at him and ran it over with a lawnmower. After looseing another leg Kenny became a good dog only pissing on Jacks neighbors couch. Jack was then proud of Kenny and patted his head saying “good dog”.