All comes down to tonight...

22.12.  That is the number of points I need from Drew Brees tonight.  260 yards and and 2 touchdowns against the niners isn't too much to ask, is it?  Just put the ball where your recievers can catch it.  Do it.  Just open your eyes and throw spirals.

musical chair narrative...

Italian Tony, French Pierre, and American Jack were sitting in the park pointing at the dog with three legs. “Oh my god!” Jack exclaimed as the dog started chasing after a squirrel. Tony, Pierre, and Jack were just amazed at the dog’s agility despite only having three legs. Jack wanted to know more about the dog, so he went in search of the owner. He searched everywhere in the park, but the dog’s master was no where to be found. Pierre decided to take the dog to his home as his own pet. He soon started to show all his neighbors and family members his new pet. Then he had to pick out a name for it. Kenny, was the final decision. Kenny soon developed a bad attitude because of his disability. He soon was unable to perform. The owner became disappointed with Kenny and was tempted to whip him with a stick. He tried once but missed because the leg was missing. Then Kenny pissed on the couch. Bad move, Kenny. Due to his episode of pissing on the couch, Kenny was neutered. “That’ll deal with that little shit’s pecker,” Kenny’s owner thought. Further down the road, Kenny lost another leg when his owner got mad at him and ran it over with a lawnmower. After looseing another leg Kenny became a good dog only pissing on Jacks neighbors couch. Jack was then proud of Kenny and patted his head saying “good dog”.

Thanks for a good draft...

From Team Smokey's first overall pick to L. Randall Manhandles eighth, this years fantasy football draft was a complete success.  It was a challenge to get everybody on the same page, but draft day went off without a hitch.  All of you deserve a big thank you, and that's what you're going to get.  First,  thanks to Paulie for hanging out and postponing his drive back to Missouri, we wouldn't have done it without you.  Thanks to Smokey for bringing cookies, they were scrumptious.  Thanks to Skippy for opening JB's and taking care of all the "behind the bar" stuff.  Someone had to do it.  Thanks to Johnie for taking care of Al during his breakfast burrito fiasco at Marge's.  He wouldn't have finished it if it weren't for your feeding techniques, very precise!  Thanks to Zach for not wearing a dress, nobody needs to see that.  Lanzel, thanks.  And finally, thanks to me for drafting this years soon to be superbowl champions!  Viva L. Randall Manhandle!